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By Henny Youngman

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Simple. " "Come on baby, let's live for tonight," be said, making a play. " BACHELOR: One who's footloose and free. 59 fiancee GoLD DIGGER: A girl who's got what it takes to take what you've got. LoVER's LEAP: The distance between twin beds. MADAM: Someone for whom the belles toil. SEX: The most fun you can have without laughing. UNDERCOVER AGENT: A girl spy. WINTER: The season of the year when gentlemen befur blondes. ZoMBm: Something some men drink and other men marry. Just heard about the girl who was picked up so often she began to grow handles.

I call it instant sex. " 62 NUDISTS: People who go in for altogethemcss. So seldom is she in her cups, what size she takes. Margie'~ forgolleo The inroads of television have trebled unemployment among fiJm actors. Take the movie producer who came home unexpectedly one wgbt and found his wife in the arms o! one--time Bmovie hero Chester Beefcake. " Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed toil Men who are getting on in years should console themselves with the thought that when they get too old to set bad examples, they can always start giving advice.

He came home at dawn and tried to appear quietly sober as his wife eyed him with suspicion. " she said as be was undressing. " 53 George and Charlie were in a steam bath, trying to get rid of last night's excess. " "Awful. Beautiful, but awful. The minute we got back to her apartment the phone started ringing, and we didn't have a moment's peace. " "Come on now. " 54 Card-playing can be expensive--but so can any game where you begin by holding hands. Shapely limbs help many a girl to branch out.

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